1. Post one of the 7 deadly sins in my ask box for:

    ask-captain-jack-sparrow:

    Lust: A personal sex story.

    Pride: Something that I like about myself.

    Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.

    Envy: Something I wish I was better at.

    Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.

    Wrath: Something that gets me angry.

    Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

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  2. @Mr.Mantacles

    corinblu:

    fruitybludemo:

    corinblu:

    fruitybludemo:

    Am I not allowed to touch those sexy manly man arms of yours then /pout

    *frown*

    ….. *casual grope*

    ….. /pinches cheek/

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  3. @Mr.Mantacles

    corinblu:

    fruitybludemo:

    Am I not allowed to touch those sexy manly man arms of yours then /pout

    *frown*

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  4. @Mr.Mantacles

    Am I not allowed to touch those sexy manly man arms of yours then /pout

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  5. Me and Samuel=

    motorcitymechanic:

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  6. photo

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  7. Truefax: My vagina predicts the future

    motorcitymechanic:

    DANIEL, LOOK, HOOKA

    YOU AIN’T DA ONLY ONE

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  8. Augh, bloody hell

    danielblu:

    *alternating rubbing his knee and placing a heating pack on it*

    Gonna be a storm coming in.

    /plops down in his lap/ :Tc Is it gonna snow and rain or is it just gonna Rain

    2 years ago  /  17 notes  /  Source: danielblu

  9. MAX, LET ME TOUCH YOUR MANLY BODY

    anyoneofyou:

    carmineespionage:

    fruitybludemo:

    carmineespionage:

    fruitybludemo:

    ….

    No.

    /touches anyway/

    You have a bigger stick up your ass than Daniel

    I do not have a stick up my ass.

    With the rate of that friendly Demo, you might. 

    C: Oh really?

    2 years ago  /  8 notes  /  Source: fruitybludemo